Punter Guidance 4

The advice on this page is for all punters, both new and experienced and has been provided by punters who regularly use Escort Services. We are also including suggestions given by escorts themselves in the hope that it may lead you to a more enjoyable punting experience. We are grateful to all contributors and appreciate their wisdom!

Before we go any further please remember that the success of any encounter between punter and escort will depend, to a large extent, on attitude!


Before the date...

:: Cleanliness ::
Have a shower - paying particular attention to washing your private parts - and clean your teeth... the chances of your date being a willing participant in erotic games with you is directly proportional to your level of personal hygiene. An escort is unlikely to let you kiss her if your breath smells like Mike Tyson's jockstrap... and she will not be overly enthusiastic about you fumbling around in her expensive lingerie if your finger-nails have the contents of a bag of Irish Moss Peat underneath them.

Have a shave - not many girls class a ‘sanding-down’ by glass-paper as foreplay. Put on clean underwear... even if you're not risking being knocked down by a No.69 bus, your chances of re-living scenes from your hottest dreams will be severely reduced if the escort discovers that your underpants look like the London Transport Skid Pan.

:: Money ::
Have your payment ready in cash, unless otherwise agreed. You have already found out how much it is going to cost, so to spare both of you any embarrassment, make sure the amount is correct and place it in an envelope with the escort’s name and put the envelope on the table or dresser etc.

:: Alcohol ::
A G&T to help with your nerves, or a brandy to make you randy is OK. Ten pints of Witches' Brew is not a good idea. Alcohol is a depressant rather than a stimulant and although you may think that it improves your staying power, it is more likely to prevent you from reaching orgasm at all... and beer breath is a turn-off.

Together at last...

Conversation
Be courteous. Offer her a drink... engage in a little chitchat, treat her like a lady. Don't grope the escort the moment that she walks through the door. You may be paying for her services, but a little respect will pay dividends later... Detailed personal questions should be a no-go area. Your escort is with you under a business arrangement, so don't expect her to tell you her life history or innermost secrets... Under no circumstances ask:

What does your boyfriend think about your work? Do your parents know about your job? How much money do you make? Do you pay tax? Why don't you marry a rich man and forget about this work? etc.

These are very personal and patronising questions, so don't do it unless you are looking for a very cool performance or equally embarrassing questions in return, like:-What does your wife do for a living? Do your children know that you go out with escorts? Does your boss know you're here? Have you ever thought about going on a diet? Has anyone ever told you that boxer shorts don't suit you?

:: Payment ::
You should have the money ready, so at a suitable moment hand her the envelope. Don't get the money out and count it into her hand like a checkout girl at your local supermarket... and don't try the old Paul Daniels sleight-of-hand routine and try and keep one back. Don't try and be a smart guy and ask if she accepts American Express and don't try a bit of last minute bartering... it's too late.

The Nitty Gritty... "No" means "NO!!". If you want something that she is unwilling to go for, even if the review says otherwise... BACK OFF!!!

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